First of all

Let me remind you

What you ought to know by now

What your Black Niggeress Mammy

Your Whitehouse niggeress

Condi Rice

Ought to have already taught you by now

That waging war on the Moslem world is plain wicked

That wagging the dogs of war just won’t do

By George

You know

I know

We both ought to know by now

That push push in the Bush

Is much

Much more fun

Than

Any ambush in Ho Chi Min City

Than

Any ambush in Mogadishu

Than

Any ambush in Baghdad

Than

Being held hostage in Iran

Than

Being blindsided

By the rage of your victims

Of your own stupid American foreign policy

Of making enemies around the world

Of your own Iranian CIA sired SOB

Of your own Shah

Than

By the Iran-Rage of the mad Mullahs of Tehran

I know

Everybody knows 

That you didn’t learn much about anything at Yale

That now you don’t know much about history

Especially about Moslem history

So for a sec or so 

Let me play

Your Black niggeress Mammy

Your Whitehouse niggeress

Condi Rice

Let me tutor you

Let me teach you

Weel-Waal is the legendary Darod Bartire Somali Emperor of yore

Weel-Waal means Krazy Kid

In Somali

No

Not

In Swahili

Weel-Waal declared in his lore

I am a man

I am meaner than the man

I am meaner than any honky

I am crazier than any kaffir

I am the one who makes Attila the Hun look like a faggot

I know

How to kick ass like George Bush Senior

I know

How to be a mad megalomaniac like Junior

I know

How to manage Man

How to master him

How to mistreat him

How to manhandle him

How to maul him

How to mind him

How to mine him

How to muzzle him like a dog

How to mangle him

How to manipulate him

How to misinform him

How to brainwash him

How to massage his ego

How to mess him up

How to mess with him

How to make a mess of mincemeat out of him

I know

How to mutilate him

How to terminate him with extreme prejudice

How to exterminate him

How to make him bend

How to make him fold

How to staple him

How to tape him

How to spindle him

How to stamp him out

How to deliver him posthaste

How to immiserate him

How to emasculate him

How to rob him of his manhood

How to put his prick in my pocket

Like LBJ did

I know

How to grab him by the balls

Like the Green Berets did in Vietnam

So his heart won’t follow

So his mind won’t follow

I know

How to eliminate him

How to humble him

How to humiliate him

So much so

That I made Man mount his own mom

That I made him hump the same old hole he crawled out of  

Bloody

Bald

Screaming

Like the bald American eagle

That he has come now

To this Great Stage of Fools

That you now  

Doubleya

Boy Emperor of the Empire of the world

Preside over now

So guess what

By George

I have discovered

A message

A missive

A missile

More powerful than your rude crude crazy cruise missile

More powerful than anything in the American arsenal

More powerful than anything you can throw

At Mad Ass Saddam

At that butcher of Baghdad

I have discovered

Man

To be

Most amenable

Most human

Most magnificent

Most malleable

Most manageable

Most reasonable

Most magnanimous

Most merciful

Most majestic

Most Moslem

Most kingly

Most godly

When you simply call him what Allah created him to be—

Brother!

So Doubleya

Don’t be so dumb

Don’t listen to the Zionists of your administration

Don’t listen to the Nazis of your administration

In your heart you know

You know Pat Buchanan is right  

Your Congress

Your Senate

Your Capital Hill

Your Whitehouse

Your Supreme Court

All of your goddamn administration

Is an Israeli occupied territory

Don’t listen to the American Israel Lobby

Don’t declare war on the Umma of Islam

Don’t enrage the whole Moslem world

Don’t make every Moslem in the world swear

Jihad

In his heart

Against America

Don’t make every Moslem hate America with perfect hatred

Don’t make every Moslem say

After Dictionary Johnson

After DR Samuel Johnson

“I am willing to love all mankind,

Except an American.”

Forget about wagging the dogs of war

Forget about waging war

Wage peace!

What they need in the Moslem world

Is not your missiles

What they truly need

Are your committed Christian Mennonite missionaries

What they are truly in sore need of

Are your young idealistic American Peace Corps

The most effective missiles deployed by JFK

Against the now defunct Soviet Evil Empire

Forget about the ire of Ares

Forget about the madness of Mars

Forget about mean Moloch

Forget about tantalizing Thanatos

Forget about the rants of Rumsfeld

Because of Rumsfeld

&

Others of his ilk

In the worldwide fight against the Dragon of terrorism

You have truly become now the real Dragon of Terrorism himself

That is why

You are now so hell-bent

To out-terrorize the terrorists

To out-Saddam

Saddam Hussein himself

To out-Ossama

Ossama himself

So

Please

Junior

Listen to me

Your Senior

Just zip it up for now!

Put the kibosh on your crazy crusade of killing

Innocent Moslem kids in Iraq

That you have already scared half to death

That you have already starved half to death

If you can’t

Just remember

I told you so

Push push in the bush

Is much

Much more fun

Than

Any ambush in Baghdad

Than

When Bush comes to Baghdad

To shove Saddam off this Great Stage of Fools

Like you

By the way

Doubleya

God told me this morning

That you too like to talk to Him

But that you just don’t listen to a word

He says

Well

He told me to tell you

That yes

It is most true

That God looks out

For fools

For drunks

For the USA

But that now He is putting you on notice

As of now

Junior

You are on your own

>From the minute you start

Bombing the sick and starving kids of Baghdad

That from that minute onwards

It is your own bloody lookout

That He won’t have anything to do with it

This morning

He has really washed His hands

Of you

Of your wacky wicked warmongering. 

Mohamud Siad Togane