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A
64 THOUSAND DOLLAR QUESTION FOR SHEIKH TOGANE
by Mohamud
Siad Togane
togane@progression.net
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February 14, 2003
"Mr. Togane,
with all due respect ,
do you practice any religion ,
and if so
which religion do you practice?
your reply will be appreciated."
Wassuge
 Wassuge:
The simple answer is:
My father was born a Moslem
My father lived as a Moslem
praying five times a day
My father died a Moslem
My mother was born a Moslem
My mother lived as a Moslem
Praying five times a day
My mother died a Moslem
When my father went to my mother
My father was still ritually clean
clean in his holy ablution
ready to pray
ready to play
with my mother
ready to know my mother
carnally
&
spiritually
so my mother conceived me
in her Moslem womb
as a Moslem!
so I was born a Moslem
The first words I had heard
upon entering this wicked weird wonderful wacky world were
the Creed of Islam:
"I bear witness
I testify to the fact
That there is no god but Allah and
that Muhammad
is
His Prophet
His Messenger!"
The first thing I tasted
when I was born
was not
the milk from my mother's tits
the first thing I tasted
was
the holy water from the holy Zamzam well!
So I am a Moslem!
My father & Mother made sure
that I had memorized
Every comma of the Holy Koran
before they would expose me
to the Evil encounter
to my struggle
to my showdown
with the Evil of Somali Qabeel!
with the Evil of Somali Qurun!
with the Evil of the kaffir!
with the Evil of the Yahood!
&
with the Evil of this wicked world
those Evil Stooges of Satan had made!
For a while
I had gone astray
I was seduced
by the secularism of American booster cunt con consumerism
by American Booze
by American Boondoggle
but now
I am back
Black as ever!
Black & Strong
as strong
as Bilaal!
as black
as Bilaal!
as strong as Antar Bin Shidaad!
Protected
by Allah
by His angels
well ensconced
inside the warm house of the Umma of Islam
"Kulu Shay-in Yarji-u illa aslihi!"
Eventually
Everything
&
Everybody
returns to his roots!!
I have returned to my Moslem Somali roots
Despite the Hypocrisy of us Somalis!
Despite the Hokum of us Somalis!!
Despite the Hoag of us Somalis!
Despite the Haq-Daro of us Somalis!
I also try to be a Mennonite Christian
As Mennonite as
As merciful as
as Christ-like as
as that American Mennonite Missionary nurse
Helen Landis
better known among us Somalis
as Halimo America
was
to my Somali race
in the benighted bush of Mahadday Wayn
as Mennonite as
as merciful as
the Canadian Mennonite Missionary teacher
from Markham Ontario
Merlin Russell Grove
whom we Somali savages knifed to death
on July 16 1962
in Mogadishu
in his office
as he was trying to teach us Somalis
to be literate
to be literate spiritually
the actual wielder of the weapon
the Somali savage who pulled the knife
the real murderer hailed
from Mugdi Mudug (what else is new!!!)
from the Majerten Osman Mahamood KKK
He was trained
He was paid off
He was suborned
He was supported
He was seduced
He was succored
by the Egyptian Munafaqeen missionaries from Al-Azhar
still active today in Mog
who were then taking a beating
from their spiritual rivals for the Soul of Somalia
from the North American Mennonite competition
from the Mennonite North American missionaries:
The Egyptian Munafaqeen Missionaries were losing badly
for all the movers and the shakers of Somalia
for all the wheelers and the dealers
for all the cream of the crop of Somalia
for all the Macavity Moxie Majerten
for all the cognoscente of Mogadishu
for all the beautiful people of Mogadishu
were sending their children
Not
to the ignorant Egyptian Al-Azhar Munafiqeen Missionaries
but
to the North American Mennonite Christian Mission Missionaries
to be educated
Even the mindless Marehan Munafaq Afwayne
sent his kids
sent
Maslah & Shire
to the Mennonite Mission Boarding School for Boys
in Mahadday Wayn
for their education!!
that is why the jealous Egyptian Munafaq Missionaries
resorted to murder!
in 1962
now they are hogging Somalia
all for themselves
as they had always wanted
all along
no wonder
Now
Somalia
is
so far away from Allah
so far away from the Sunna of Prophet Muhammad
so far away from Islam
so far away from human civilization
so far away from Pax Americana
so far away from the American Empire
so far away from the Moxie of the Majerten
so far away from the beautiful Mind of the Majerten
but
so close
to the Laughing Cow of Egypt
to Husni Mubarak's Egypt
to his Al-Azhar University of Munafiqeen Missionaries!
I try to be Sufi
I try to practice the Islamic enlightened concept of Sufism
The religion of the Sufi
is
Love
to love Allah!
to love all of Allah's creatures!!
for Allah
is
According to THE
POET of America
Allah
is
All
All
Everybody
Every American
including George Bush Junior
ought to know
at least
the Sufi poem of Walt Whitman
called
"A PERSIAN LESSON"
I try to be
as Sufi as Walt Whitman
I try to be Sufi:
That means
I try to be
as loving
as warm
as welcoming to all
as gentle to all
as Helen Landis
as Merlin Russell Grove
as the wool of the gentle lamb
as He who made the lamb made me
Togane!
Moslems kill Sufis
just as they had killed
Sufi Merlin Russell Grove
for in Somali language
for in Somalia today
Sufi means
a contemptible cur
a fool
a mad man
So call me
a contemptible cur for Allah
a fool for Allah
a mad man for Allah
A follower of Jesus
a walker after the Sunna of
Prophet Muhammad
Peace be upon Him
If all
or
even a few Somalis were
Sufi
Somalis
would love Allah
would love each other
would love their Motherland Somalia
&
our Somali homeland today
would have been
A Paradise on earth
&
Not Hutu Hawiye Habar Kintir Habar Koolay Hell
from which to run away !
But alas
we Somalis are ingrates
we Somalis are not Moslems
we somas are not Mennonites
we Somalis are Munafaqeen
we Somalis worship
Dir
Darod
Dayoos
&
Niman Belaayaa!
Men who bring Disaster!
as their Allah
that is why today
Somalis don't trust each other
that is why today
Somalis hate each other
that is why today
each Somali kaffir killer clan
is
incarcerated
in her condom!
in her crazy coondom!
in her killer cocoon!
in her filthy flyblown fiefdom!
that is why today
Somalia is hell on earth!!
Wassuge
I hope now
that everything is crystal clear!!!
that everything
is
as clear
as clean
as white as
TRUTH
As the teeth of the good Somali Moslem Mennonite Sufi
that I have committed myself to be
every day
for the rest of my days
so
"Hier stehe ich
ich kann nicht anders:"
so
here I stand
I cannot do otherwise
so
help me Allah!
Mahamud Siad Togane
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