WHY CAN’T GENERAL SAMATAR GO BACK HOME AGAIN?

by: Mohamud Siad Togane  

togane@progression.net

February 20, 2003

Why can’t General Mohamed Ali Samatar go back home again?

Home to Somalia

Home to Majerteenya

Home to Puntland

Home to Tumal-land

With impunity

General Jili’ow can go back home again 

Anytime he wants

With impunity

Ex-Prime Minister

Ali Khaleef Galayrd can go back home again

Anytime he wants

With impunity

Even though

He had looted the treasury of the Somali nation

I know

Galayrd denies this

Day & Night

Till kingdom come

Till it snows

In hell

In Hutu Hawiyeland

But

What Galayrd

Cannot deny is this

Galayrd was

The Darling Bud of MOD

The Poster Boy

Of the Darod MOD Kleptocracy of Afwayne

Kleptocracy means rule by thieves

There is no doubt

Nobody can dispute the fact

That Galayrd was

One of the most prominent Kleptocrats of Afwayne’s Kleptocracy

Confess!

Galayrd!

Remember

Galayrd!

Confession is good for the soul!

You stole your country Somalia blind!

You and Afwayne and your Darod mad MOD

Brought about the prophesy of

The Mudulod Poet

Farah Sefay

Who prophesied

Ages ago

Donkey years ago:

“Somalis

By your gait

By the way you walk

By the way you talk

I can tell

That one day soon

Thieves will have a field day with you!”

Galayrd

You are one of those thieves prophesied by Sefay!

No use denying that now

Lucky you

You can still dare

To hope

To ambition

To rule Somalia again!

To rob Somalia blind again!

To ruin Somalia

Dawa’o meshay ma’al ku ‘uni jirtay

Ayay ma’alool ugu bakhtisaa!;

Finally a fox

Like Galayrd

Starves to death

Where she used to wine

Where she used to dine

On dewlaps!

Galayrd

You can still go home again with impunity

Like your Hutu Hawiye friend

‘Adow,

Afwayne’s Habar Kintir ex-Ambassador to Washington

Who can still go back home again

Anytime he pleases

With impunity

Buluq Balaq Buluq, the Marehan rapist, can go back home again

Anytime he pleases

With impunity

Ina Salad Boy,

The most faithful dog of the Darod Mad MOD

 The Habar Kintir cur

Of the crazy Darod confederacy called Mad MOD

Is not only happily back home again

With impunity

Where he even claims to be

The heir (pun intended)

The Ayr

The Kleptocrat in chief

Of Afwaynissimo without his Papa Doc Afwayne

So

Pray tell us

Why can’t General Samatar

Who also once was 

Like Galayrd

The Prime Minister of Somalia—

Why can’t he go back home again

With impunity

What heinous crimes has Samatar committed against the Somali race

That he is so afraid to go back home again

To his Tumal-land

There is no doubt in my mind

That Samatar is not safe

Inside Hawiyeland

Inside Mudulodland

Inside Abgal-land

Remember

As the Arabs believe

As we clannish Somalis practice

Revenge is the sweetest

When it is consumed cold!

Samatar murdered Mudane Gabayre

One of the heroes of the Hawiye race

And Samatar knows

That the same fate that had overtaken

His friend

His bosom buddy

His co-conspirator

His co-killer

His fellow Afwaynist

Faadil

Is awaiting him patiently in Mogadishu

But

If Morgan

The Butcher of Hargaysa is safe in Somalia

If ghastly Ghaanie is safe in Somalia

What is it

That makes it

So unsafe

For Samatar to go back home again to Somalia

Even for a sojourn

Even for a short visit

Morgan is at home

Being protected by his powerful Darod clan

Ghaannie is also at home

Being protected by his puissant Darod clan

That is why we Somalis advise each other

“Always stay

Well ensconced

Well protected

Well in the midst of your clan

Well in the midst of your shoes

General Samatar has no powerful clan

Upon which to call for protection

That is why he will never leave the Washington DC area

Where he is so safe for now

Where there is law & order

Where the American writ runs Long & strong

Where he advises the Bush administration

On current Somali clannish affairs

For a handsome fee

Everyone in Somalia has a clan

So Samatar too has a clan

He is

Tumal Isse Mahamoud

Why can’t he go back home again

To his Tumal-land

To Growe

To where his Tumal Isse Mohamud dwell

Recently

The elders of Isse Mahamud held a conclave

Regarding a visit of Samatar’s

To his ancestral clan Tumal territory

But Abudullahi Yusuf

The cappo di tutti cappi de tutti Majerteenya

Nixed that idea

Dropping this bombshell:

“Mohamed Ali Samatar

Sodomized me

Sodomized

Not only me

Abdullahi Yusuf

But also sodomized my colleague

The late Hawiye hero

General Aideed

When Afwayne had us by the balls

While Aideed & I were languishing

In the Marehan Jail of Afwayne

I want you all to know this

I am warning you all Isse Mahamud Elders & Betters

I am warning Samatar

The Isse Mahamud Tumal

The Sodomite

To be forewarned

Is

To be forearmed!

I swear

Upon the honor of the Darod Race

Upon my honor

That I will shoot Samatar

The sodomite

On sight

If Samatar

The Sodomite

Ever dare show his face again

In Growe

Or

Anywhere in Darodland

Or

Anywhere in Somalia

For that matter!”

I have just now learned of this bombshell

Regarding the bum of Abdullahi Yusuf

So

I was most definitely inspired

When I called

Abdullahi Yusuf

The Punk of Puntland!

One of the meanings of

Punk

Being

“A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man”!

Which reminds me

That the last stage

Of the Kleptocracy

Of Afwayinissimo

Or

Siyadism

Was

Sodomy

Which reminds me

That Afwayne was not the only tyrant

Who misruled his whole country

By his Big Black Rod

Or

By the Big Black Rod of Samatar

The Sodomite!

If you don’t believe me

Read

THE FEAST OF THE GOAT

By Mario Vargas Llosa

About the Generalissimo

About the brutal dictator of the Dominican Republic

About Generalissimo Rafael Trujillo

About America’s original SOB

Whose 30-year reign of Terror ended in 1961

Afwayne & Samatar’s 20-year reign of Terror of Somalia

Whose legacy is still haunting us Somalis

Like Trujillo’s

Was mystically based

Upon the Potent Penis

Upon the penetration of the prostrate body politic

In the case of Afwayne’s Darod Mad MOD

Upon the penetration of the prostrate Somali body politic

Upon the penetration of the prostrate Somali flesh

Male & Female!

Darod & Hawiye!

Dir & Dayoos

No wonder

Buluq Balaq Buluq

The mindless Marehan Rapist

Had

A comfortable cozy bed in his office

For the express purpose of raping Somali women

How considerate

How convenient

For the rapist!

He raped

All Somali women

Who had no protection from this lustaholic

Who were desperate enough to want to flee abroad

Away from this Dirty Darod Mad MOD whoredom

I suppose

That now we can sum up

The dirty Darod Marehan-Ogaden-Dhulbahante

Reign of Tyranny

Reign of Terror

As 

Rum

Bum

&

Barbed wire

It is only just now

That we have begun to uncover

The secrets of the Somali Sorcerer

More to come!

My sources are limitless!

My sources are Somalis

Who don’t want to remain

Mum forever!

Numb forever!

Recumbent forever!

Victims forever

Of the Somali Culture of Silence!

Who have finally began to realize

The wisdom of this Ethiopian saying

That “He who conceals his disease cannot hope to be cured.”

Our Somali disease is Afwaynissimo

Which is still

Rampant & Rabid

Among us silly Somalis

Hither in the Diaspora

&

Thither back home

The only cure for it

The best cure for it

Is

To expose the sick secrets Afwaynissimo

To the light of Allah

To the laughter of the Somali body politic

Which is now

Out of the dark dreadful dens of denial

Out of Mugdi Mudug!

Into the sunshine

Of Rûn

of Ruth

of Truth

Of Reality

Of Recovery

Of Resurrection

Of Reconciliation

Of Peace

Sans Peur

Et

Sans Bullshit!