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THE GREAT SOMALI DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY

 

by: Mohamud Siad Togane       togane@progression.net

 

We have met the enemy, and he is us!    

                                   —Pogo

Ladies & Gentlemen:

We Somalis have finally met our Waterloo

We Somalis have finally gotten our comeuppance

We Somalis have finally gotten our rude awakening

We Somalis have finally come a cropper

We Somalis have finally run out of gassy alibis

We Somalis cannot sing anymore our silly Somali song & dance of alibi Ali 

We Somalis have finally fallen flat on our fat fugly fartugly fannies

We Somalis have finally met the enemy

We have finally met the enemy of Somalia

The enemy is not abroad

The enemy is not our next door neighbors

The enemy is not the Amhaar

The enemy is not the Ethiopian

The enemy is not the Abyssinian

The enemy is not the Kikuyu

The enemy is not the Kenyan

The enemy is not the Gaal

The enemy is not the honky Kaffir alien infidel

The enemy is not the dirty dog of Christendom

The enemy is not the Yahuudi

The enemy is not the Shylock of world Jewry

The enemy is not abroad

The enemy is at home

Alas & alack

We Somalis have finally met the enemy

Man to man

Mano a mano

Cheek to cheek

In a pas de deux

Of Dance of Death

Of Danse Macabre

Ladies & Gentlemen:

We have finally met the enemy

The enemy of Somalia is us silly Somalis.

                                                         —Togo after Pogo

 

by: Mohamud Siad Togane  kkkyy togane@progression.net

 

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