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since he is
the most evil
the most baleful
the most baneful
the most ballsy bastard
of them all
of all the evil bastards
spawned by Afwayne
powwowing right now
in that Satan's conclave
in Kenya.
Proof:
Witness what he has just done
to the Dhulbahante Dollar Druid
alias Galayrd
I was overcome by helpless
laughter
I was tickled to tearful
titters
because of the ignoble way
because of the unceremonious
way
Ina Yay kicked the derriere
of the dollar-daffy Dhulbahante Daffo
(vulture)
alias Galayrd
out of his moxie Macavity
Majerten way
all the way to Minneapolis,
Minnesota.
I predict
Ina Yay's reign will be
successful
because of these two salient
truisms:
First
the Son of the Jackal knows
how to handle the ill-mannered
Eedoar
how to make them taste his dose
of the Somali reality
how to make them cower in their
Hargayssa hovels
the Son of the Jackal knows
how to also guide the greedy
IIl-jex so they can enjoy their ill-gotten gains
the Son of the Jackal knows
how to also jive the Abgal
jackasses
how to also bamboozle the
Abgal bovines
above all
the Son of the Jackal knows
how to also contain all the crazy
clans
in their corners of clannish
casuistry;
Second
Ethiopia will most definitely approve
of a Somali state
Ethiopia will most definitely
prop up a Somali state
headed
by her very own SOB
by her very own catamite
by her very own Punk of Puntland
because
all along
that is what Ethiopia
was angling for
was scheming for
was intriguing for
was clamoring for
was fighting for
was jihading for
a subservient Somali state
a supine Somali state
a client Somali state
a catamite Somali state
a vassal Somali state
headed
by her very own Somali whore
by her very own Somali hireling
by her very own Punk of Puntland.
I have no doubt
that Ina Yay is capable
of pacifying pitiful Somalia
of taming savage Somalia
Proof:
Witness the miracles he has
already wrought
as the Boss of Bossasso
as the Punk of Puntland
as the Monarch of the moxie
Macavity Majerten
as the Hartie hegemon of the
Darod confederacy
that is why I predict that
despite the evil nature of
the Son of the Jackal
Ina Yay's reign will be good for
Somalia
for in politics
"it is
not true that
good can follow only from
good
and evil only from evil
but that often
the very opposite is true.
Anyone who fails to see this
is
indeed
a political infant..."
like the absurd Abgal.
Mahamud Siad Togane
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According
to Somali conventional folly
